Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
2011 + 2012=Maybe?
HappY HapPy hAppy 2012
Well, it's 3 days after the nEw yEAR and I have another weekoff to drinkoff this week, so I just opened a bottle of red wine and I'm feeling that wonderFUL red wine feeling that will either make this a spectacular post or an unreadable mess of letters and puncuation errors. Let's hope for the best.
2011. What's there to say about a pretty miserable year all over. Earthquakes, Tsumanis, and The Hangover 2. I can't say it was a banner year for the Ful Family, butt it actually wasn't that bad according to my penis, and really, nowadays is there anymore realible resource for social progress than my weiner?
The Bad of 2011: see Time magazine or Entertainment Tonight.
The Good of 2011: For the wifey and I, there wasn't much in the way of financial success to report, I'M BROKE BITCHES!, but in the gentiallia department, it was a great year for the wifey and I. There was a FUL couple of moments when I thought the wifey was really going to FUL ON cuckold me, teehee, there were some very, um... public displays of affection this last year, there were also some new toys added to our adultTOYchest, there was a new member inducted to the Dirty30's Club this year in the FUL Family, and the year ended in an upended embrace that brought back some memories. O, and I can't, and don't let me, forget about TWITTER.
BecareFUL Watchful WishFUL Because I Nearly Got IT
We called him "F" in our previous blog posts this last year, and it really seemed like him and my wifey were headed for my marital bed one or more afternoons but...what happened? It was so very exciting for awhile when it did look like my beautiFUL wifey was going to seduce her coworkmate for a lil mating session or maybe it was her HUNKy workboyfriend was seducing my wifey for some InsideHer information, but either way it really may have been my undoing that undid the deed.
"F" is what the wifey and I have been looking for since our days with "Adam". "F" is tall, dark, and very muscular. All the girlies at my wifey's work want him and miwifey was/is no different. F and my wifey took to each other pretty quick, with obivious flirting going both ways. Wifey would come home and tell me how F "accidentally" bumped into her, or my favorite, touched her ass...often. I didn't mind and wifey seemed to enjoy the attention, so I ecouraged her to flirt and/or touch back. It was going so well that I sort of still can't believe it didn't happen. Especially when it looked like I was going to have to go away for a week on a business trip and wifey was maybe looking for a little company while I was going to be going going gone.
It sucks that I didn't go away for that week and wifey didn't play with F, but I got my hubbyfeathers ruffled when it seemed to me that F was looking for miwifey to be his girly and not just a mutual boy girl fling while the hubby was away. "F" is still around, and he still tries with my wifey, and who knows, maybe someday...but right now "F" isn't F-ing my wifey, but the "who knows" is because I still get why my wifey could like him and I don't blame him for liking what I got, but I'll leave that at that...for now.
Shhh...Did You Hear That?
I really don't know what has come allover the wifey and I, but we have regressed in our supposed development as a middle aging couple. I was told that I was supposed to look at other women the longer I was with my "Ol'Ball'N'Chain" and my wifey was supposed to dry up like grandma pussy left out in the summer heat, but something terrible has happened here in our rears, the wifey and I are acting fools for each other again in a way that we never, even, achieved when we were, odd, young and foolish.
I am not lying even a lil bit when I proclaim my wife has never looked more intensely attractive to me than she does today and tomorrow. I can not get enough of her crazy hot body. I know you all know how much I want to share her with others; men, women, and groups of men and women, but I also can't get enough of her, after 15years together, for myself. It's not natural I tell you to want your wife more and more each and everyday, and that really is my reality. Christ, you've seen her pictures. My wife is THATS Incredible! that I have no interest in other women. Why wood I?
I got the best No.1 Wifey in the world, so you cant blame me that moist of the time I want to hump on my wifey. I don't care if you are having a conversation with my wife, I want to hump her. My wife does the dishes, I'm inappropiately too close to her rubbing my junk all over her dishpan pants. My wife goes to the store, I sneak a pinch here and there in front of the all the old blue hairs in line while they are extreme couponing, and when My wife dresses for her day, time and priorities stop at our home, so that I can get a watchFUL of the greatest naked wife show on earth!!! AMEN!
So explain to me like I'm a perverted hubby, why the wifey and I had to make magic fingers on her magic-maker in a parking lot, in the middle of the saturday, at a beer/chocolate festival while people not SexualHealingTheirSpouses parked centimeters away from our sinFUL backseat with a zooFUL of monkeybussiness. Seriously, we were already paying to attend a beer and chocolate festival! Who isn't satiated in their primal cravings at a beer and chocolate festival that they have to rub private participles in the backseat like it's the last conjugal visit at Alcatraz.
Or...
There was that time last year while the wife and I were camping, that we erected more than a tent pole missionary position whilst outside the tent an innocent family enjoyed what they thought was an innocent family outing. They got too close, too close, to our home sweat bone home and well hopeFULly there was a let birds and bees be conversation later between mommy and daddy.
You're Dirty...&...30, Now Go Pick A Toy Out of the TreasureChest
So, Playfulwifey finally joined the Dirty30 Club this year and to make her feel welcome I got her some cool toys for herday.
My wife and I both got each other some porn for each other's bdays and I also got her a pretty 7in glass dong with romantic red hearts all over for her pleasure. The porn was porn but the dong says I love you in ways your family and other friends don't.
At first the glasstoy was met with skeptical apprehension, but after a couple of drinks (I don't know how people have kinky sex without drinks) the wifey gave the go ahead and well I don't know who enjoyed the new toy more, the wifey or hubby. We don't use the glassblower everytime but it's nice to know that I'm still able to treat the wife's pantyparts every now and then with something new and glassblown.
I also got my wife a book for her bday that I already had but havent read yet. In our FUL Family we read books and every now and then we have a book of the month club meeting with my wife and me. Basically we read the same book at the same time and talk about it like a bunch of NERDS. We read "The Devil in the White City" a few years ago like this and have enjoyed other books in a similar way. I told you, NERDS!
The Book I got for the wifey this year isn't a historical murder mystery set in 19th century Chicago, butt instud the book that the wifey and I will be doing our next BOMC meeting is about HOTWIVES!!!
It's called, "Insatiable Wives" and I'm looking forward to reading and discussing this literature with my wife. We are NERDS!!!
Odds, Upends, and Twitter
Odds...
There is one more gift I got my wife for her bday and I can't wait for her to truly USE IT!!! I bought her a showerhead massager for her aches and pains on her body but mostly for her vagina. Now we are sort of having a bit of a mexican showerdownthere because wifey has no objections to using the shower massager on her most delicate of delicates but the family crisis we are having is in my role in watergate. Wifey thinks I should be in the shower making my hubbiness known up on her delicateness, but what I had in mind is more of a soloshowertime experience while I was far far away...at work. What hubby wouldn't want to get that special texttreat during the workday from a satisfied wifey with just a ";)" response. Enough txted
Upends...
There is one regret that I have with my wifey and that is that she was willing when I was too young and silly to know what I know now. Meaning. I was given chances with my adorkable wife to do all sorts of ManlyTings but I screwed it up. Long story short, I wasnt ready to have the keys to the wifey's candyshop.
It's taken my wifey a bit of some time to give stuff a try again and well one of those things has been given a numerical value of 69.
The wifey and I had to work in 10 minutes and there was no time to slowly get the old gray horses galloping quick enough from the stables unless drastic measures were ordered. Call in the 69ers!
It must have been 10 plus years since the wife and I did a bit of math in bed and neither one of us was feeling like we were missing anything until an emergency oral sexing was called for but the wife and I didn't miss a number in this sexual dance step. Readers! It felt awesome and I felt like a maniac attacking my wife's woman parts in equal parts to her devouring my manlihood. I don't know if it was the angle my penis was in my wife's mouth but GODDAMN DID IT FEEL AMAZING IN THERE!
#Twitter
My last fond memory of last year was when my wifey created her own Twitter account. I have had my own account for a couple of years, but it wasn't until the wife found out that I had 700 followers just how interesting our weirdness was to others. Since October, my wife has already attained 300+ followers and you'd be crazy not to follow my nutty butt amazing wifey @PlayfulWifey. If you're not following my wife or you don't already tweet, then c'mon man, get your shit together and join my wifey for all of her wifeyness.
Erect, Wet, And Beyond
I can't leave this post of looking back on 2011 without a hope for 2012. I'm hoping this will be the year that my wifey goes on a date without me with another man/woman. I'm hoping that my wifey will have a friend come over and spend some time with her while I'm working all day long. I'm hoping that the wifey will allow me to send her to sincity with her best friend while I wait at home. I hoping that the wifey will allow me to set her and "Adam" on a dinner date to catch up after all these years later. I'm hoping the wifey and I can try this "pegging" thing that all the kids are raving about. Basically, I'm just hopeFUL that this year will be even more exciting as last year butt all I careFUL is that I get to spend it with my PlayfulWifey.
Well, it's 3 days after the nEw yEAR and I have another weekoff to drinkoff this week, so I just opened a bottle of red wine and I'm feeling that wonderFUL red wine feeling that will either make this a spectacular post or an unreadable mess of letters and puncuation errors. Let's hope for the best.
2011. What's there to say about a pretty miserable year all over. Earthquakes, Tsumanis, and The Hangover 2. I can't say it was a banner year for the Ful Family, butt it actually wasn't that bad according to my penis, and really, nowadays is there anymore realible resource for social progress than my weiner?
The Bad of 2011: see Time magazine or Entertainment Tonight.
The Good of 2011: For the wifey and I, there wasn't much in the way of financial success to report, I'M BROKE BITCHES!, but in the gentiallia department, it was a great year for the wifey and I. There was a FUL couple of moments when I thought the wifey was really going to FUL ON cuckold me, teehee, there were some very, um... public displays of affection this last year, there were also some new toys added to our adultTOYchest, there was a new member inducted to the Dirty30's Club this year in the FUL Family, and the year ended in an upended embrace that brought back some memories. O, and I can't, and don't let me, forget about TWITTER.
BecareFUL Watchful WishFUL Because I Nearly Got IT
We called him "F" in our previous blog posts this last year, and it really seemed like him and my wifey were headed for my marital bed one or more afternoons but...what happened? It was so very exciting for awhile when it did look like my beautiFUL wifey was going to seduce her coworkmate for a lil mating session or maybe it was her HUNKy workboyfriend was seducing my wifey for some InsideHer information, but either way it really may have been my undoing that undid the deed.
"F" is what the wifey and I have been looking for since our days with "Adam". "F" is tall, dark, and very muscular. All the girlies at my wifey's work want him and miwifey was/is no different. F and my wifey took to each other pretty quick, with obivious flirting going both ways. Wifey would come home and tell me how F "accidentally" bumped into her, or my favorite, touched her ass...often. I didn't mind and wifey seemed to enjoy the attention, so I ecouraged her to flirt and/or touch back. It was going so well that I sort of still can't believe it didn't happen. Especially when it looked like I was going to have to go away for a week on a business trip and wifey was maybe looking for a little company while I was going to be going going gone.
It sucks that I didn't go away for that week and wifey didn't play with F, but I got my hubbyfeathers ruffled when it seemed to me that F was looking for miwifey to be his girly and not just a mutual boy girl fling while the hubby was away. "F" is still around, and he still tries with my wifey, and who knows, maybe someday...but right now "F" isn't F-ing my wifey, but the "who knows" is because I still get why my wifey could like him and I don't blame him for liking what I got, but I'll leave that at that...for now.
Shhh...Did You Hear That?
I really don't know what has come allover the wifey and I, but we have regressed in our supposed development as a middle aging couple. I was told that I was supposed to look at other women the longer I was with my "Ol'Ball'N'Chain" and my wifey was supposed to dry up like grandma pussy left out in the summer heat, but something terrible has happened here in our rears, the wifey and I are acting fools for each other again in a way that we never, even, achieved when we were, odd, young and foolish.
I am not lying even a lil bit when I proclaim my wife has never looked more intensely attractive to me than she does today and tomorrow. I can not get enough of her crazy hot body. I know you all know how much I want to share her with others; men, women, and groups of men and women, but I also can't get enough of her, after 15years together, for myself. It's not natural I tell you to want your wife more and more each and everyday, and that really is my reality. Christ, you've seen her pictures. My wife is THATS Incredible! that I have no interest in other women. Why wood I?
I got the best No.1 Wifey in the world, so you cant blame me that moist of the time I want to hump on my wifey. I don't care if you are having a conversation with my wife, I want to hump her. My wife does the dishes, I'm inappropiately too close to her rubbing my junk all over her dishpan pants. My wife goes to the store, I sneak a pinch here and there in front of the all the old blue hairs in line while they are extreme couponing, and when My wife dresses for her day, time and priorities stop at our home, so that I can get a watchFUL of the greatest naked wife show on earth!!! AMEN!
So explain to me like I'm a perverted hubby, why the wifey and I had to make magic fingers on her magic-maker in a parking lot, in the middle of the saturday, at a beer/chocolate festival while people not SexualHealingTheirSpouses parked centimeters away from our sinFUL backseat with a zooFUL of monkeybussiness. Seriously, we were already paying to attend a beer and chocolate festival! Who isn't satiated in their primal cravings at a beer and chocolate festival that they have to rub private participles in the backseat like it's the last conjugal visit at Alcatraz.
Or...
There was that time last year while the wife and I were camping, that we erected more than a tent pole missionary position whilst outside the tent an innocent family enjoyed what they thought was an innocent family outing. They got too close, too close, to our home sweat bone home and well hopeFULly there was a let birds and bees be conversation later between mommy and daddy.
You're Dirty...&...30, Now Go Pick A Toy Out of the TreasureChest
So, Playfulwifey finally joined the Dirty30 Club this year and to make her feel welcome I got her some cool toys for herday.
My wife and I both got each other some porn for each other's bdays and I also got her a pretty 7in glass dong with romantic red hearts all over for her pleasure. The porn was porn but the dong says I love you in ways your family and other friends don't.
At first the glasstoy was met with skeptical apprehension, but after a couple of drinks (I don't know how people have kinky sex without drinks) the wifey gave the go ahead and well I don't know who enjoyed the new toy more, the wifey or hubby. We don't use the glassblower everytime but it's nice to know that I'm still able to treat the wife's pantyparts every now and then with something new and glassblown.
I also got my wife a book for her bday that I already had but havent read yet. In our FUL Family we read books and every now and then we have a book of the month club meeting with my wife and me. Basically we read the same book at the same time and talk about it like a bunch of NERDS. We read "The Devil in the White City" a few years ago like this and have enjoyed other books in a similar way. I told you, NERDS!
The Book I got for the wifey this year isn't a historical murder mystery set in 19th century Chicago, butt instud the book that the wifey and I will be doing our next BOMC meeting is about HOTWIVES!!!
It's called, "Insatiable Wives" and I'm looking forward to reading and discussing this literature with my wife. We are NERDS!!!
Odds, Upends, and Twitter
Odds...
There is one more gift I got my wife for her bday and I can't wait for her to truly USE IT!!! I bought her a showerhead massager for her aches and pains on her body but mostly for her vagina. Now we are sort of having a bit of a mexican showerdownthere because wifey has no objections to using the shower massager on her most delicate of delicates but the family crisis we are having is in my role in watergate. Wifey thinks I should be in the shower making my hubbiness known up on her delicateness, but what I had in mind is more of a soloshowertime experience while I was far far away...at work. What hubby wouldn't want to get that special texttreat during the workday from a satisfied wifey with just a ";)" response. Enough txted
Upends...
There is one regret that I have with my wifey and that is that she was willing when I was too young and silly to know what I know now. Meaning. I was given chances with my adorkable wife to do all sorts of ManlyTings but I screwed it up. Long story short, I wasnt ready to have the keys to the wifey's candyshop.
It's taken my wifey a bit of some time to give stuff a try again and well one of those things has been given a numerical value of 69.
The wifey and I had to work in 10 minutes and there was no time to slowly get the old gray horses galloping quick enough from the stables unless drastic measures were ordered. Call in the 69ers!
It must have been 10 plus years since the wife and I did a bit of math in bed and neither one of us was feeling like we were missing anything until an emergency oral sexing was called for but the wife and I didn't miss a number in this sexual dance step. Readers! It felt awesome and I felt like a maniac attacking my wife's woman parts in equal parts to her devouring my manlihood. I don't know if it was the angle my penis was in my wife's mouth but GODDAMN DID IT FEEL AMAZING IN THERE!
My last fond memory of last year was when my wifey created her own Twitter account. I have had my own account for a couple of years, but it wasn't until the wife found out that I had 700 followers just how interesting our weirdness was to others. Since October, my wife has already attained 300+ followers and you'd be crazy not to follow my nutty butt amazing wifey @PlayfulWifey. If you're not following my wife or you don't already tweet, then c'mon man, get your shit together and join my wifey for all of her wifeyness.
Erect, Wet, And Beyond
I can't leave this post of looking back on 2011 without a hope for 2012. I'm hoping this will be the year that my wifey goes on a date without me with another man/woman. I'm hoping that my wifey will have a friend come over and spend some time with her while I'm working all day long. I'm hoping that the wifey will allow me to send her to sincity with her best friend while I wait at home. I hoping that the wifey will allow me to set her and "Adam" on a dinner date to catch up after all these years later. I'm hoping the wifey and I can try this "pegging" thing that all the kids are raving about. Basically, I'm just hopeFUL that this year will be even more exciting as last year butt all I careFUL is that I get to spend it with my PlayfulWifey.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Merry XXXmas...
and a kinky new year! Hope Santa treated you all well and all your Christmas dreams came true. We thought we would surprise you with one more present to unwrap...
Friday, November 25, 2011
Black (thong) Friday
Well, we managed to forget about HNT, butt we are just in time for Black Friday...Black "Thong" Friday, that is! Hope you all have lots to be thankful for and are not out getting trampled for a $20 digital camera. I asked Hubby what he was thankful for earlier today and he responded by grabbing my ass and kissing me passionately. So, in honor of what Hubby is thankful for...
Friday, November 18, 2011
HNT
We know we have been away for a while but we are at least posting for the first time in a while bearing a HNT gift. Hubby and I got some new software to play with and couldn't wait to share...hope you like!!!
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Long time no write...
Hey folks, Hubby and I haven't been on here much in a while. Apologies! We don't really have a good excuse except that we have been living life and haven't slowed down long enough to stop and write. We have been exploring Twitter a lot lately though. It is so great to see so many other kinky, freaky people out there in the world!!
Come follow us:
@WatchfulHubby
&
@PlayfulWifey
Look forward to hearing from you!!
<3, Wifey
Come follow us:
@WatchfulHubby
&
@PlayfulWifey
Look forward to hearing from you!!
<3, Wifey
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
WTF Happened...
Dear Mr. Woods,
We got your comment yesterday morning, and well I've been meaning to write to you, and all of our other 114 followers for sometime now, so where to begin...
I reread our last post from April and I agree with our few comments, it was a very cryptic post, and that was my fault. I wasn't there yet.
Let me further explain myself to you people...
As you know, I've been begging, pleading, and annoying my wife for the longest time to "take a lover(s)." My wife has always been completely loyal and has not wanted to rock our little love boat that her and I sail the seven seas with to work everyday. Soooooo, when my wifey actually began to "bite from the forbidden apple" and showed a bit of interest in another guy, well...
I lost my poop. All of it.
For about 4 months, there was absolutely nothing my wife could do right, cause I was acting like a giant B to the ITCH. Looking back at that period of time, I realize now just how I was acting had a lot more to do with work and stress and not from my wife's interest in another dude. Well long story short, I began to get really paranoid from all the long days at my 2 jobs and no sleep. I had encouraged my wife to pursue this dude she knows at her job and when they were starting to get a bit too "friendly" I got all butt hurt and made a stinky butthole of myself and I probably fucked up my cuckold fantasy with my wife forever.
Right?
I thought I was good to go on this fantasy. I thought "Fuck yeah I want my wife to fuck other guys and girls!" but then it started to look like my wife might actually want to fuck other guys and girls and I realized that I was turning into the ugliest jealous person that had ever lived since Eric Roberts in that movie Star 80 because I would beg my wife one minute and then give her shit for doing something the next minute. Very confusing for her and me because I have all my life been the most unjealous person alive.
I did go to the doctors and after weeks of tests and blood letting, I was diagnosed with the worse case of Hubbyloveshiswifeyitis that the doctors had ever seen and the only cure is for me to share my hotwife, oh right oh right.
Okay, I didn't go to the doctors but I do love my wife and she is very hot. I did come to the conclusion that I'm a bit of a control freak and this fantasy is good for me because it makes me work on my communication with my wife and it really builds on the trust I have for her. The strengths of the relationship are strengthened and the weakness are magnified. I never knew how controlling I tend to be and that is why I'm so attracted to this kink because it challenges me to never take my wife for granted.
Well that is basically what happened to us and why we haven't been on here lately. As you can read, there is no hope anymore. I am doomed.
Now, for the good news...
I'm not working as much lately and my fantastic wife and I have been getting back to our old wickedselves again. My wife isn't as interested in the hotwife/cuckold thing as she was before my meltdown, but she has given off a few sparks of late that I hope are signs of perversions to come.
Top 5 Signs of Cuckold Life With My Hot Wife...
#5 AFF
AFF is a website for adults to find other like minded adults for some friendship. It's perfect. We put time and effort to write about what we are and are not looking for in other adult friends. We pay the money so we get this perky perk and that perky perk. And then...
So that has been about all there has been to say about our AFF account. Lots of lost effort and almost nothing in return for a 3 month subscription. Almost nothing... we did find the webcams to be delightful if you want to watch dudes jerk off from all over the world and there was one email from a guy that asked permission to "woo" my wife and when I granted permission to "woo" her, his response was literally, "now what?"
#4 Howdy Cowboys
Things to know about Cowboys. They are tall, lean, and muscular. They always dress like cowboys and they look like some of the most rugged men that have ever been made from dirt. Another thing I learned about cowboys is that my wife is a massive fan and after spending a weekend in a hotel that was hosting a cowboy symposium for 3 days, I also found out that they like looking at my wife in her short shorts. The wife had never seen so many cowboys and I never got tired of watching her eyes go from one cowpoke to the next. Too bad cowboys tend to be a bit conservative and so they lack interest in lassoing another man's wife while the hubby watches, but if my wife ever gets a chance to save a horse and ride a cowboy then I am sure I would give her my permission to play in the corral without my wide staring eyes.
#3 Table Scaps
My wife waits tables and her job has always been a fun source of "conversation" in our house. She told me about one of her customers who was some massive 30 year old farm boy from Wyoming who almost took up one side of the table by himself. My wife said he wasn't fat but just a big man. Lately, I've come to the realization that my wife is a bit of a size queen. Now, I've sort of known about this side of my wife because I'm a biggish dude myself, but lately it seems that the men my wife has spoken of make me look like a 43 inch tall little blond girl with braids and pigeon feet. So, after the wife told me about her mountainous customer, I've had this image stuck in my head for the last couple of weeks. Serious, this image literally keeps popping up in my head. I keep seeing a cuckold dream sequence where I watch my wife lay naked on our bed. She is laying on her stomach and her face is towards me, but her eyes are shut tight due to the focus of being taken from behind, as I also see her gigantic customer laying even more naked on top of my wife. He isn't violently having his way with my wife; even though with his size he could easily toss her around like a squeaky toy, but instead he is methodically and completely accessing my wife's O-zone levels by taking his time and well, my grandma used to have a saying, "Nailing so that it stays nailed."
Not a fan of carpentry?...how about a story that made my knees go numb skull when the wife told me about another one of her tables that was a husband and wife out with an older man. They were all pretty normal but the older man kept ordering drinks and food for the wife while the husband just sat quietly ignored at the table. The older man wasn't suggesting the food and drinks but instead he was more commanding the wife that she was going to eat and drink what he ordered for her. Sorry woman's rights movement, but that's awesome. I love the control given and taken in cuckold/hotwife relationships. Now that is a great story, but my wife made my knees go even more "Weekend at Bernie"-style when she told me that was the type of guy she needed. Someone who would be the dom so that she could allow herself to submit to being manhandled. I would give anything to be that quietly ignored hubby at that table while I watched my wife give herself to another man.
#2 Dressing Sexy
I know the weather has more to do with it than anything else, but my wife has pulled off some hot looks lately with tiny, and I mean tiny, skirts and cleavage revealing tank tops. But the little skirts are the best because my wife has the best legs and I love to watch people eye lick her legs up and down when she walks by. So sure the weather probably has more to do with the less innocent looks but I still believe that my wife may still have some interest in what another dudexperience would have to offer her because recently she wore a very tempting little skirt that definitely showed what amazing legs my wife locomotes with. We were at a bar and we both needed drinks. Now in most civilized areas of the world the husband usually goes to buys drinks for a normal husband and wife couple but in a cuckold/hotwife couple, the wife goes up to the bar so her watchful hubby can watch his playful wife flirt with the bartender as the guy sitting at the bar next to my thirsty wife actually leans off his stool to look up my wife's legs and up her tiny skirt as well, then turns to his buddy and puts on his "dude, you should see this lady's legs" look.
I love my tempting temptress.
#1 Dirty Dream
Now my wife usually has some wacky dreams and by wacky I really mean crazy weird loosely based in a real world type of stuff with laser guns and playdough vehicle chases through streets made by powerful butterfly mobsters. So, honestly, I don't always give %100 focus when she goes into a dream description (I know, I'm an asshole hubby and I stare at her morning nipplewood too), but her recent dream was different and gosh darn it, I really hope it's a sign of a change a coming.
The first part of my wife's dream was the basic type of dream my wife has with me being a dick to her or the like, and this dream was no different cuz cousin in this dream I, my wife's loyal hubby, had sex with the neighbor girl next door. I would never in reality but in my wife's dreams I did and do on a regular basis commit adultery and there is no use of me arguing my innocence in the real word. I sort of live an Inception type of life with my wife being the architect but I love her for making it interesting. Now what made this dream better was that my wife in her dream went and got a room in a hotel nearby. Then I guess the neighbor girl's boyfriend went to visit my wife in her dream hotel room, and well that's all of the info I got from the wife but I really hope there was more and that maybe she was too afraid to tell me because she thought I would get mad. I wasn't mad at all and I was quite the opposite, I was turned on by my wife's dream. I couldn't care less about me being with another girl, but I still LOVE the idea that my awesome wife would take a lover because there is not a more deserving wife in the world.
I love my woman and she is my woman. She cooks and cleans for me everyday and she puts up with me which is a job all by itself. My wife deserves a little playtoy that can help her unwind from time to time because sex with me comes with years of sexual baggage, some good totebags but mostly bad dufflebags, and I just want my wife to have some bohemian no baggage pleasure from a new piece of strange from time to time. I have gotten my wife a regular male massageboy that gives her some good relaxation, now if I can find her a playtoy to make her feel that tingle of new body parts and new moves that my poor wifey so deserves. So either wish us luck or if you feel up to the toy challenges, give my wife a "woo".
So Mr. Woods, I hope that gives explanation to your "WTF happened". I still have the best wife in the world. She still quakes my planet and I'm lucky to have such a great wife. Nothing would make me happier if my next post was THE post about how my wife has a boytoy and he came over and spent the night with my wife in our bedroom while I tried to sleep on the couch, but that post might still be a few more days away. Until then, check in on us from time to time because we are always up to no good.
We got your comment yesterday morning, and well I've been meaning to write to you, and all of our other 114 followers for sometime now, so where to begin...
I reread our last post from April and I agree with our few comments, it was a very cryptic post, and that was my fault. I wasn't there yet.
Let me further explain myself to you people...
As you know, I've been begging, pleading, and annoying my wife for the longest time to "take a lover(s)." My wife has always been completely loyal and has not wanted to rock our little love boat that her and I sail the seven seas with to work everyday. Soooooo, when my wifey actually began to "bite from the forbidden apple" and showed a bit of interest in another guy, well...
I lost my poop. All of it.
For about 4 months, there was absolutely nothing my wife could do right, cause I was acting like a giant B to the ITCH. Looking back at that period of time, I realize now just how I was acting had a lot more to do with work and stress and not from my wife's interest in another dude. Well long story short, I began to get really paranoid from all the long days at my 2 jobs and no sleep. I had encouraged my wife to pursue this dude she knows at her job and when they were starting to get a bit too "friendly" I got all butt hurt and made a stinky butthole of myself and I probably fucked up my cuckold fantasy with my wife forever.
Right?
I thought I was good to go on this fantasy. I thought "Fuck yeah I want my wife to fuck other guys and girls!" but then it started to look like my wife might actually want to fuck other guys and girls and I realized that I was turning into the ugliest jealous person that had ever lived since Eric Roberts in that movie Star 80 because I would beg my wife one minute and then give her shit for doing something the next minute. Very confusing for her and me because I have all my life been the most unjealous person alive.
I did go to the doctors and after weeks of tests and blood letting, I was diagnosed with the worse case of Hubbyloveshiswifeyitis that the doctors had ever seen and the only cure is for me to share my hotwife, oh right oh right.
Okay, I didn't go to the doctors but I do love my wife and she is very hot. I did come to the conclusion that I'm a bit of a control freak and this fantasy is good for me because it makes me work on my communication with my wife and it really builds on the trust I have for her. The strengths of the relationship are strengthened and the weakness are magnified. I never knew how controlling I tend to be and that is why I'm so attracted to this kink because it challenges me to never take my wife for granted.
Well that is basically what happened to us and why we haven't been on here lately. As you can read, there is no hope anymore. I am doomed.
Now, for the good news...
I'm not working as much lately and my fantastic wife and I have been getting back to our old wickedselves again. My wife isn't as interested in the hotwife/cuckold thing as she was before my meltdown, but she has given off a few sparks of late that I hope are signs of perversions to come.
Top 5 Signs of Cuckold Life With My Hot Wife...
#5 AFF
AFF is a website for adults to find other like minded adults for some friendship. It's perfect. We put time and effort to write about what we are and are not looking for in other adult friends. We pay the money so we get this perky perk and that perky perk. And then...
So that has been about all there has been to say about our AFF account. Lots of lost effort and almost nothing in return for a 3 month subscription. Almost nothing... we did find the webcams to be delightful if you want to watch dudes jerk off from all over the world and there was one email from a guy that asked permission to "woo" my wife and when I granted permission to "woo" her, his response was literally, "now what?"
#4 Howdy Cowboys
Things to know about Cowboys. They are tall, lean, and muscular. They always dress like cowboys and they look like some of the most rugged men that have ever been made from dirt. Another thing I learned about cowboys is that my wife is a massive fan and after spending a weekend in a hotel that was hosting a cowboy symposium for 3 days, I also found out that they like looking at my wife in her short shorts. The wife had never seen so many cowboys and I never got tired of watching her eyes go from one cowpoke to the next. Too bad cowboys tend to be a bit conservative and so they lack interest in lassoing another man's wife while the hubby watches, but if my wife ever gets a chance to save a horse and ride a cowboy then I am sure I would give her my permission to play in the corral without my wide staring eyes.
#3 Table Scaps
My wife waits tables and her job has always been a fun source of "conversation" in our house. She told me about one of her customers who was some massive 30 year old farm boy from Wyoming who almost took up one side of the table by himself. My wife said he wasn't fat but just a big man. Lately, I've come to the realization that my wife is a bit of a size queen. Now, I've sort of known about this side of my wife because I'm a biggish dude myself, but lately it seems that the men my wife has spoken of make me look like a 43 inch tall little blond girl with braids and pigeon feet. So, after the wife told me about her mountainous customer, I've had this image stuck in my head for the last couple of weeks. Serious, this image literally keeps popping up in my head. I keep seeing a cuckold dream sequence where I watch my wife lay naked on our bed. She is laying on her stomach and her face is towards me, but her eyes are shut tight due to the focus of being taken from behind, as I also see her gigantic customer laying even more naked on top of my wife. He isn't violently having his way with my wife; even though with his size he could easily toss her around like a squeaky toy, but instead he is methodically and completely accessing my wife's O-zone levels by taking his time and well, my grandma used to have a saying, "Nailing so that it stays nailed."
Not a fan of carpentry?...how about a story that made my knees go numb skull when the wife told me about another one of her tables that was a husband and wife out with an older man. They were all pretty normal but the older man kept ordering drinks and food for the wife while the husband just sat quietly ignored at the table. The older man wasn't suggesting the food and drinks but instead he was more commanding the wife that she was going to eat and drink what he ordered for her. Sorry woman's rights movement, but that's awesome. I love the control given and taken in cuckold/hotwife relationships. Now that is a great story, but my wife made my knees go even more "Weekend at Bernie"-style when she told me that was the type of guy she needed. Someone who would be the dom so that she could allow herself to submit to being manhandled. I would give anything to be that quietly ignored hubby at that table while I watched my wife give herself to another man.
#2 Dressing Sexy
I know the weather has more to do with it than anything else, but my wife has pulled off some hot looks lately with tiny, and I mean tiny, skirts and cleavage revealing tank tops. But the little skirts are the best because my wife has the best legs and I love to watch people eye lick her legs up and down when she walks by. So sure the weather probably has more to do with the less innocent looks but I still believe that my wife may still have some interest in what another dudexperience would have to offer her because recently she wore a very tempting little skirt that definitely showed what amazing legs my wife locomotes with. We were at a bar and we both needed drinks. Now in most civilized areas of the world the husband usually goes to buys drinks for a normal husband and wife couple but in a cuckold/hotwife couple, the wife goes up to the bar so her watchful hubby can watch his playful wife flirt with the bartender as the guy sitting at the bar next to my thirsty wife actually leans off his stool to look up my wife's legs and up her tiny skirt as well, then turns to his buddy and puts on his "dude, you should see this lady's legs" look.
I love my tempting temptress.
#1 Dirty Dream
Now my wife usually has some wacky dreams and by wacky I really mean crazy weird loosely based in a real world type of stuff with laser guns and playdough vehicle chases through streets made by powerful butterfly mobsters. So, honestly, I don't always give %100 focus when she goes into a dream description (I know, I'm an asshole hubby and I stare at her morning nipplewood too), but her recent dream was different and gosh darn it, I really hope it's a sign of a change a coming.
The first part of my wife's dream was the basic type of dream my wife has with me being a dick to her or the like, and this dream was no different cuz cousin in this dream I, my wife's loyal hubby, had sex with the neighbor girl next door. I would never in reality but in my wife's dreams I did and do on a regular basis commit adultery and there is no use of me arguing my innocence in the real word. I sort of live an Inception type of life with my wife being the architect but I love her for making it interesting. Now what made this dream better was that my wife in her dream went and got a room in a hotel nearby. Then I guess the neighbor girl's boyfriend went to visit my wife in her dream hotel room, and well that's all of the info I got from the wife but I really hope there was more and that maybe she was too afraid to tell me because she thought I would get mad. I wasn't mad at all and I was quite the opposite, I was turned on by my wife's dream. I couldn't care less about me being with another girl, but I still LOVE the idea that my awesome wife would take a lover because there is not a more deserving wife in the world.
I love my woman and she is my woman. She cooks and cleans for me everyday and she puts up with me which is a job all by itself. My wife deserves a little playtoy that can help her unwind from time to time because sex with me comes with years of sexual baggage, some good totebags but mostly bad dufflebags, and I just want my wife to have some bohemian no baggage pleasure from a new piece of strange from time to time. I have gotten my wife a regular male massageboy that gives her some good relaxation, now if I can find her a playtoy to make her feel that tingle of new body parts and new moves that my poor wifey so deserves. So either wish us luck or if you feel up to the toy challenges, give my wife a "woo".
So Mr. Woods, I hope that gives explanation to your "WTF happened". I still have the best wife in the world. She still quakes my planet and I'm lucky to have such a great wife. Nothing would make me happier if my next post was THE post about how my wife has a boytoy and he came over and spent the night with my wife in our bedroom while I tried to sleep on the couch, but that post might still be a few more days away. Until then, check in on us from time to time because we are always up to no good.
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