Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Happy Happy, New Things, And $20 Later

Happy Happy New Year!

Carrie and I have been living the dream as of late and for us that means we've been living off the grid for the HoHoHolidays. We are only now starting to come back to our regularly scheduled laundry days. Boo responsibility!

I don't know if it was the season but both Carrie and I haven't been doing much of anything lately but drinking like we are about to depart Vegas for good. Seems as though Carrie and I are quite good at drinking. It's sort of embarrassing when the neighbors are recycling wrapping papers and the innocent boxes those wrappings concealed, and Carrie and my recycling bin is full of empty beer and wine bottles. Ooopps

And how did we become instant lushes, well...what started out as one lazy day quickly got out of hand and turned into 4 days of booze, movies, sex, food, and immense amounts of sleeping it all off. I know this may sound like cries for help but the wife and I really do like to just turn off every so often and accomplish absolutely nothing. Sort of like Atlas Shrugged but without the trains.

Carrie and I did happen to go for a drive one day recently, probably to get donuts or something similiar and powdery. I love going for an excursion with my wife. One thing Carrie and I can do really well is vehiculate together. My wife is the perfect travel companion when it comes time for a road trip. She doesn't bake the car to an unholy 200 degrees and she never wants to tune into Bieber station(s). Also, Carrie and I have always had great car conversations over the years and we usually spend about 65% of our drives talking about sex.

So... this drive drove us by the hotel that started the whole cuckold enthrallment for me. For those of you that have followed our Adventures for awhile (see Carrie's post "Really Hubby?!), this would have been the hotel that Carrie stayed at with D when he flew in just to see her, and after she had promised me that nothing of would happen. Ooopps again.

Carrie swearss that her and D didn't have sex, and I sort of believe her. They did make out, and I'm pretty sure D would have enjoyed kissing and fondling Carrie, a lot. It must have been a fairly uncomfortable high-altitude airplane ride home for D and his Blue Balls. Sorry buddy.

In a side note...a few months after D and Carrie's above experience, D was coming back through our little hamlet again and he wanted to see Carrie. I remember being at Circuit City buying a VHS when Carrie's pager blew up (Fuck that last sentence sounds like it should be in a museum). Now it is only my opinion but I really thought Carrie wanted to go see him and at the time I was in no way comfortable with the cuckold feelings of jealousy that his second visit was already making me feel, so I begged Carrie not to go see him. To my knowledge they haven't spoken since, but I would have ZERO problem if D paged Carrie today for a more complete visit. Hell, his plane ticket is on me, but we need to get back to the hotel drive-by...

...everytime I drive by this hotel, my hubby mind races with thoughts from that intense night so long ago. I wonder if Carrie was nervous, excited, or both as she walked down the hallway to meet D in his room, that she would end up spending the night with him, and eventhough she won't admit to it, I think it may be Carrie's affair with D that has made me now obsessed with experiencing a cuckold relationship again. She didn't exactly agree with me when I explained this cuckold theory to her in the car, so I took that as an opportunity to introduce my brand new 2011 cuckold desire...

TA DA! HUBBY's Brand New 2011 Cuckold Desire

Wifey currently isn't as sold on her becoming a wanton sex goddess again to two or more men as I am, but at least I think I understand why she is so nervous about taking the next logical steps. It also doesn't help that Carrie worries that she is letting me down because she knows how bad I want to share her with other men, and like any great wifey, she wants to make her man happy. This has put us on a indefinite Hotwife holding pattern but I would rather have Wifey more comfortable with another man than more pressured to give me the ultimate wifey gift. Carrie has concerns...

So what are some of the concerns?

Although I don't get it, Wifey doesn't so much like the idea of me watching her have sex like she is a Saturday morning cartoon for her perverted husband. She also isn't so keen on going to some hotel by herself with what could quite possibly turn out to be a serial killer and not just an ordinary man looking to have no strings attached sex with a beautiful married woman. I've recently come to the belief that Carrie may be a Worst Case Scenario type of person, and this is frustrating because I feel that I have truly thought about the bad and good that could come from a MFM fantasy coming true, and I know that not only the other man, but Carrie and I would also have so much pleasure from a little romp. After 15 years of just me, I want to reignite Carrie's naughty side with a handsome gentleman that would desire, seduce, and ravish my wife.

So what is my solution for some Carrie ravishing to happen?

Picture a husband who would be willing to drive his wife to her date so that the wife did not have to worry about her safety, about oil shortages, or about DUI issues. Then the husband drives wife and her date back to the couple's house where the husband goes to the kitchen to make drinks for his wife and her date who are "talking" in the front room. Maybe the wife and her date wait for the drinks or maybe not, either way the husband bids his wife and her date a goodnight with the husband going to the guest room to sleep on the sofa/couch thing while wife and her date have the entire house to play naughty housewife games.

I get to listen to any noises that make their way to the guestroom and wifey gets the security that her husband is still nearby in case the wife was right all along and her date WAS a pyscho who wasn't satisfied with just no strings attached sex with a married woman and taxi services from the married woman's husband.

...I proudly declared my new desire to Carrie and it got confusion that only could mean one thing...back to the drawing board for me.

Maybe a little less ambitious drawing on the board was in order.


So I was getting carried away in my desires again. I always forget to crawl before I walk and it doesn't look like it's going to be easy to get through the gates of Cuckoldland for good. This means that instead of expecting Carrie to go from me and only me in bed to a wide open field of available men, maybe it would be a good idea to start small-ish.

Over the last few weeks, and mostly as a joke, I've been collecting a dollar here and there and putting it away. I told Carrie that this will be her 3some cash prize for that beautiful day when she is so carried away by another man's desire and NEED for her that she can't help but give the darkside and then we can rule the galaxy. Sorry, that was the Star Wars talking.

Well, the cash prize has grown to a respectable $267. And it was time to shake some dust, so I offered a little cash prize for Carrie to complete a simple challenge.

Challenge: Earn a sweet cash prize for just smiling at one man.

Carrie was going to run some errands and I wanted to offer her a little something to make those errands "interesting." $20 U.S. dollars to smile at one man and in this economy that ain't bad.

I really didn't think Carrie would go for it so I almost had dismissed the idea before I told her because lately Carrie has been so busy and stressed out that she hasn't wanted much to do with me or my silly hubby fantasy.

I just blurted my idea out and well, it was the first PlayfulWifey sign of life that I had seen for awhile. Carrie's gorgeous cheek bones began responding, with a sly smile building upon her face. I began thinking that maybe it wasn't such a long shot. I even found myself getting a little nervous, after she left just thinking about her giving one of her delicate smiles to another man to enjoy and brighten his day.


Carrie earned a very quick $20 tonight. She won't tell me much and I really don't care to pry, but somewhere in my neighborhood I know there is an attractive young man who got a smile from my shy, sweet, and way too innocent wife. I hope Carrie had fun with my simple request because I know it was one of the best $20 that I have ever spent. She makes me a very happy hubby and I wouldn't trade her for any other wife.

(Cash Prize now valued at $247 and one proud hubby).

I really hope this will be a great year for everyone; especially those other hubbies out their trying to get their wives to sexually explore some possibilities for the first time or for the 100th time, and of course, a great big shout out to all the awesome hotwives in the world. Thank you for loving your strange perverted hubbies, so the state doesn't have to lock us up for good.


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